I fear I might not return from Italy. Reasons for my disappearance might be:
- I drowned myself with hydrochlorid acid contaminated red wine.
- I mysteriously diappeared after strangeling my host family and only the sea knows what happened.
- I was put in jail for throwing condoms at the pope on the one day we’ll spend in Rome.
- I accidentely made a certain gesture in order to express my feelings about rock music and was shot by …
- I drowned in a sea of garbage.
- I met Berlusconi.
I want this song to be played in my memory.
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