My best friends recently announced to me, giggling from 3 Martinis and 2 glasses of Chardonnay, a theory they’d appearantly had for weeks, nay: months, that is as following:
“Are you a lesbian?”
Their reaction to my dropped jaw and uncomprehendingly raised eyebrows was to explain how this had occured to them.
- They were wondering how it was possible I had not had a boyfriend for ages while I am “not only very hot, but also darn smart!”. Firt of all, thanks – how very flattering that is taken out of context. Secondly, the only explanation I have for this is that I am ridiculously picky when it comes to choosing a partner and keep turning them lads down. That is, I suppose, because I expect too much of a special connection I have not found yet.
- I was told by my very best friends – who were by now laughing like nutjobs – I had a charisma that was so feminine it could also be very attractive to other women. What the fuck is that supposed to mean? And that comes from a gay man who is pretty feminine himself! I always thought lesbians were considered masculine …?
Fair enough: I am not gay. Even if women definetely are the better kissers. Good god, now that proves I need a man!
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Haha, I like this. Man, that was a funny entry to read. I think my friends have been wondering about the same thing as in #1.
Good thing I’m not the only picky, non-lesbian woman on this planet
Comment by Alena — September 8, 2009 @ 5:33 pm |